Hey hey, it’s a Woot-Off, baby!

If you’re not familiar with Woot—though I scarcely know how that’s possible; maybe you’re new ’round here—ordinarily they offer one deeply discounted item each day. On Woot-Off days, it’s a new item every fifteen minutes or so, except that the crazy-good deals tend to sell out in about a minute before they move on to something else. Woot-Offs are an excellent way to snag a fantastic deal but also waste an entire day.

It’s a Woot-Off at Kids.Woot and Wine.Woot today, too. Just mentioning it now that your day is already ruined. You’re welcome!