At first I was all “Eight subs for the price of four? Now all I need is a deal on a lake!” But it turns out it’s actually a Groupon deal on Quiznos sub sandwiches, not a way to accumulate your own underwater fleet. Alas.
But hey, if you like Quiznos, I guess getting all those sandwiches for half price is good, too. And certainly poses fewer storage problems.
I’m still mad at Quiznos for taking my favorite sub away. Sigh.
Of course I read underwater as underwear.