They keep getting my hopes up, these stores. “Biggest baby sale ever!” they say, and I go looking for a nice big baby, because they’re the cutest and who doesn’t want one on sale?? But then it just turns out to be baby clothes.

So disappointing. But probably just as well, as I’m rather attached to sleeping all night long.

Anyway, if you want some adorable baby clothes up to 70% off, go check out the current baby sale at Carter’s. No actual babies, but plenty of adorable stuff to dress ’em in if you already have a baby. (Shipping is a flat $6 per order.) Spend $40+ and you can apply coupon code SOCUTE for an additional 20% off, too.

Still. False advertising, man.