Ah, Wednesday. How did I ever get through you before the weekly Kohls sale? I can’t remember.

It’s all on sale today, plus you’ll earn $10 of Kohls Cash for every $50 spent, plus everyone gets free shipping on $75+, automatically, plus Kohls charge card holders can use code FREE4MVC for free shipping on any order and code DADSDAY30 for 30% extra off any order. (No Kohls card? No problem—use code NEW4219 for an additional 10% off, anyway.)

If that’s not enough to get you shopping, it’s like I don’t even know you. Now pardon me, I see some antigravity chairs with my name on them….