I went through a phase where I learned how to make Fancy Cakes. I’m not sure what I thought I was accomplishing, spending half a day decorating a cake for my preschooler, who then gleefully smeared said cake in his or her hair, but I was kind of into it for a while.

I haven’t done anything like that for years, but I think I’m about to rejoin the Cult of Wilton and break out my coloring gels and such, because look at this cookie cake pan from Brylane Home and tell me that you don’t want one. No, don’t bother—I won’t believe you. I want one. It’s so adorable I can’t stand it.

it’s on clearance for $12.99, and coupon code BHAFFDIS will reduce it another 25%, making it just $9.74. Shipping is $5.

I’d like mine as a dark chocolate gluten-free cake filled with buttercream, please. Nom.