I’m sure we could start a petition, or something. I mean, what else are Wednesdays good for, anyway?

You know the drill: Wednesday is the day Kohls has all sorts of specials running, including so-called “Early Bird” ones that are only valid until 3:00 p.m. Central Time (one assumes this is to prevent discrimination against people who believe any time before dinner is early). In addition to that, it’s time to redeem your Kohls Cash from the last earning period, plus Kohls charge card holder can use coupon codes FUN4MVC for free shipping and HITTHEBOOKS for an extra 30% percent off. No Kohls charge? No problem—you can use coupon code POLYKIDS for an extra 15% off, anyway, and shipping on $75+ is automatically free.

Although, honestly, if you ever shop at Kohls, get a store charge card. The extra discounts are worth it. They’re the only store card I own, and let’s just say I manage to put it to good use. Ahem.