I hope you didn’t have anything you actually needed to accomplish, today. There’s Woot-Offs happening at Woot, Kids.Woot, and Wine.Woot today, all day.
Not that I would ever waste a whole day watching a Woot-Off, or anything. Ahem. I, uh, oh hey! Look over there—something shiny!
You can’t fool me. I know it was something shiny on Woot and not just a random shiny object across the room.