… make sure you take a peek at the available boutiques over there, today. They’re doing a “Final Sale” in two acts (two separate boutiques; one yesterday, one today), and what it means is a whole bunch of leftovers marked way down.

So what that really means for you is that they may not have your size or the color you want in stock, but if they do, the price will be amazing. I saw a couple of things that were close to 90% off.

It’s kind of like playing bargain roulette, except that if you don’t find something good, nobody gets shot. Wait. Okay, I take it back; it’s nothing like roulette. It’s, uh, just a really good sale. With no guns at all.

Stop looking at me.