So, remember how on Monday I was all “Oh wow, they’re doing free shipping today at 6pm.com, hurry!”? I thought it was a one-day thing. For Columbus Day. Because nothing says “hooray for subjugating the indigenous people of our country” like free shipping on shoes. But they’re still doing the free shipping, so I’m a little confused.

But happy. Now it’s only my husband who’s confused. (“Do you really need this many shoes?” Silly, silly man. Of course I need this many shoes.)