I most certainly was not shopping for underwear on Black Friday; naturally I was only looking for very exciting gift-like things and nothing so embarrassing as cotton panties. But if I just happened to run across this 12-pack of Fruit of the Loom Girls Cotton Hipsters for just $8.16 with free Prime shipping, well, I’d be dumb not to buy them, right?

I mean, for someone else’s kid. Not mine. Because that would be mortifying if I announced that on the Internet.