I have no idea what it is about the clothing at Aeropostale that makes my teen lose her mind, but apparently their offerings are superior to most other stores in nearly every way. According to her, that is. According to me, their stuff is just overpriced. But a sale like they’re having today is my chance to look like a big spender—all regular-price items are half off! There’s $8 shorts and t-shirts, and $10 polos, which makes shopping there a lot more reasonable.

Spend $87+ and you can use coupon code RMN87 for free shipping on your order, too. And I don’t think there’s any need to tell our teens that everything was on sale, do you? Nah.