To counteract that last post—I am still confused and a bit concerned—I feel the need for a palate cleanser, if you will. Say, a great and useful product covered by an unconditional guarantee? On sale? Shipped for free? (Hey, I’m a poet, too.)

Today and tomorrow at Lands’ End, all kids’ clothes, school uniforms, and backpacks/lunchpacks are eligible for an additional 20% off and free shipping on $50+ when you use coupon code FAMILY and PIN 2975.

I love Lands’ End’s no-hassle guarantee, and I’m seeing polos already marked down to just $5, too. If you need to suit your kids up with uniforms for the coming school year, this is the sale to shop. (And not just because it doesn’t involve putting perfume on babies.)