I would never stoop to the kind of juvenile humor that would somehow connect an innocuous holiday and the proper hoisting of your lady parts. Nope, not me. Not gonna happen!

I’ll just tell you that right now at Maidenform, they’ve got everything an extra 20% off and all orders ship for free, through the weekend. There’s very little work involved in grabbing these deals, and any comment I might be tempted to make about necessary force to counteract gravity is going to stay right here in my head, because I’m a lady. Sort of.

Erm. Enjoy the sale.