So I was just checking out the Amazon Lightning Deals—as I do, and a new batch of deals just went live at 11:00—and I saw a dog toy bundle. So I clicked through to look at it, and now I can’t stop laughing.
Yeah, the current lightning deal on this Zanies 6-pack of latex dog toys may or may not be a good deal at the Lightning Price of $13.91, but the real value is in the product description, which includes this gem:
This prepack dog toys are creative combinations of individually-labeled latex toys to help you make impulse gift sales and boost your holiday profits.
Call me crazy, but I just don’t think that’s what Licorice thinks about when I get her a new toy.
Hey, a new toy is definitely in the profit column for a dog any day of the year!
All I can think of is the tag line from the gags I used to sell: “Be always happy with practical joke!”
Speaking of dog toys, my pug pink puffy heart *loves* his platypus!! Thank you so much for the heads up on that one. It even came with extra eggs!