The Lightning Deals made a funny

By Mir
December 14, 2012

So I was just checking out the Amazon Lightning Deals—as I do, and a new batch of deals just went live at 11:00—and I saw a dog toy bundle. So I clicked through to look at it, and now I can’t stop laughing.

Yeah, the current lightning deal on this Zanies 6-pack of latex dog toys may or may not be a good deal at the Lightning Price of $13.91, but the real value is in the product description, which includes this gem:

This prepack dog toys are creative combinations of individually-labeled latex toys to help you make impulse gift sales and boost your holiday profits.

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think that’s what Licorice thinks about when I get her a new toy.


  1. Hey, a new toy is definitely in the profit column for a dog any day of the year!

    All I can think of is the tag line from the gags I used to sell: “Be always happy with practical joke!”

  2. Speaking of dog toys, my pug pink puffy heart *loves* his platypus!! Thank you so much for the heads up on that one. It even came with extra eggs!

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