Smells like teen boy

By Mir
February 1, 2013
Category Hot Hot Hot!

If you’re my age, you remember when all teen boys smelled like Drakkar Noir. Mmmmm… cologne-y. Nowadays, of course, boys are much more forward-thinking, and so instead of dousing themselves in semi-expensive smelly stuff, they douse themselves in cheaper, available-at-the-grocery-store smelly stuff. Hooray?

Most teens I know go for Axe, and if you happen to be caring for and feeding one of those, you might want to check out this $1 coupon at Amazon, because it’s valid on a whole bunch of different Axe options. Sure, they’ll all stink up the house in their own unique way, but it’s still preferable to the other scent of teen boys, which is a lot more like stinky socks.

Combine the coupon with an already-discounted price and Subscribe & Save for the best savings, of course. This double-pack of “Dark Temptation” spray (I’m not laughing, I, uh, have something stuck in my throat) is down to $7.47, for example, so turns into a great deal when you stack up all the savings.

Assuming you don’t mind smelling like “dark temptation,” that is.


  1. This will date me, but in my day it was either Cool Water or Polo Sport. Never was a fan of Cool Water, but ooh, Polo Sport brings back lots of angsty teen memories. “Wait, did he smile at me because he like me, or is he laughing at me because there is something in my hair?!?!?”

  2. So this brings up a question I have had. If you subscribe and save an item and add a coupon do you receive the coupon? Or do you have to clip coupon and order right then? Or what happens if there is a coupon for an item you have already in your subscribe and save?

  3. I make my teen boy go outside to put it on…

  4. Oh yeah, I remember when Polo (the green one) and Drakkar Noir were all the rage. I remember I liked Drakkar Noir back then. I smelled it recently at a drugstore and recoiled in horror!

  5. Ah, in high school, there was nothing better than a boy doused in Drakkar and wearing a pair of Z Cavariccis.

    In college, it was Cool Water and Joop.

    They all smell like ass to me now. But so does Axe, so maybe I’m just old.

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