You know the drill: It’s a holiday, so why not? Children’s Place is offering free shipping on all orders today, plus an extra 20% off when you apply coupon code LINCOLN. Plus everything is on sale, blah blah blah. (Not that it’s not exciting, of course. But they are perhaps vying with Kohls for title of Most Hyped One Day Sales That Are Really Kind Of Most Of The Time.)

Got a kid who grew two inches overnight? There’s a sale for that! (Uh, this one. Obviously.)