Look, I don’t quite understand the whole Monster High thing, but there’s plenty I don’t understand, so I’m trying not to judge. They’re… uhhh… zombie Barbies? Sort of? And generally kind of expensive.

With the holiday price drops at Amazon upon us, a ton of these dolls are currently down to their best-ever prices. Just don’t ask me which is better or more coveted or whatever; I have no idea. That said, check these out if you’re in the market:
Ghoul Spirit Frankie Stein Doll for $7.99
Ghoul Spirit Spectra Vondergeist Doll for $9.02
Ghoul Spirit Venus McFlytrap Doll for $9.99
Music Festival Doll Clawdeen Wolf for $7.88
Art Class Draculaura Doll for $9.99
Picture Day Spectra Vondergeist Doll for $8.99
Picture Day Lagoona Blue Doll for $9.99
Picture Day Operetta Doll for $9.99
13 Wishes Lagoona Blue for $8.99
13 Wishes Howleen Wolf for $9.99
Travel Scaris Skelita Calaveras Doll for $9.51
Travel Scaris Clawdeen Wolf Doll for $9.69
Travel Scaris Frankie Stein Doll for $9.99
Ghouls Night Out Doll Spectra Vondergeist for $8.99
New Scaremester Catrine DeMew Fashion Doll for $9.99

Actually, the longer I look at them, the more they kind of grow on me. I totally would’ve played with these when I was a kid. Granted, I was a pretty odd little kid (pretend you’re shocked…), but still.