I start out with good intentions; I head over to 6pm.com because my quickly-sprouting kiddo needs some new sneakers, and there’s tons of ’em on sale today, but then I see that Dr. Martens are up to 65% off and Borns are up to 70% off and past-season outdoor stuff is on sale and and and… down the rabbit hole I go. So naturally I want to invite you down in here with me, because misery loves company and shopping loves… company. Or something.

Sorry, not sorry. Well, maybe a little sorry. Wait. Nope. Not sorry.