I would like to hereby place my vote for the abolishment of all “ironic” facial hair. It’s not hipster, it’s weird. Stop.
Here, let me help: Right now Amazon has this Panasonic ES-SL41-S Arc 3 Wet Dry Mens Electric Razor available for just $39.99—its lowest price ever—plus there’s a $10 coupon to clip on the product page, making it a cool $30.
If you check out the model comparison chart you’ll see that this is a mid-range model, and the last of their Ni-MH line before moving up to Li-Ion, so it’s not the latest-greatest-fanciest by any means, but for $30, it’s a pretty nice shaver.