Today is a very special day for Star Wars nerds everywhere, you know. If you love someone with a Star Wars fetish, don’t miss today’s Amazon Gold Box—it’s filled with all kinds of Star Wars deals, and you could make yourself very popular with your favorite nerd. I mean, fan. Favorite fan.
I just feel like today needs more lightsabers, is all. Use the force.
Only “Men’s” and “Boy’s” clothing. Girls like Star Wars too, Amazon! Boo. Hiss.