I’m the weirdo who will swoop down on you when your infant is crying and offer to take that baby off your hands. While I do possess a modest expertise in soothing cranky babies, my motivation is purely selfish—I love the smell of babies. You think I’m soothing your kid when really I’m busy smelling her head. What? That’s totally normal.
Anyway, one of my favorite products when my kiddos were tiny was this Burt’s Bees Baby Bee Shampoo & Wash, and so let me just suggest that if you 1) have babies or 2) have baby showers to attend you go snap up that 3-pack from Amazon right now because it’s both priced much more cheaply than usual and there’s a clippable 30% off coupon and you can order via Subscribe & Save for even greater savings.
For me it came out to just over $10 shipped for three bottles, which is about the retail price of a single bottle. It smells great, it’s gentle and natural and free of yucky stuff, and, um, come closer so I can hold your baby, okay?