This would be a nice gift to tuck away for Father’s Day, because it would be just as stereotypical as a bad tie or a “#1 Dad!” mug, but a bit more utilitarian.

Hey, I don’t mean to be sexist here. Maybe you have a deep love of late-night poker games and want this great folding tabletop for yourself. It’s 80% off, after all, and then you could just gamble the rest of your savings.

(Not that I advocate gambling. Um. Shutting up, now.)