The older I get, the more I appreciate Spanx. Ahem. It’s not, for me, even so much about looking smaller, it’s more about, ah, counteracting gravity. (You know what they say: gravity sucks.) So I’m willing to forgive them for referring to the current sale event with “Happy Thindependence Day,” as eye-rolling as I find that particular phrase.

Ignore the language, enjoy up to 40% off. And then ship your order for free with coupon code FREESHIP13, too.