It’s the most wonderful time of the season—time for the summer clearance sale at 6pm.com! They’ve taken their already low prices and slashed ’em again, plus that word “summer,” I don’t know that it means what they think it means, either. (I spy winter boots in this summer sale. Hmmm.)

Listen, whatever. A sale’s a sale, right? Right. Low prices, free shipping, I’m in.