They say you can count on death and taxes, but I think you can count on death, taxes, and a Restaurant.com deal when there’s a holiday. With Labor Day on its way, now’s the time to shop for discount dining certificates and use coupon code BITE to save 60%. That means you can snag $25 worth of fine dining for just $4, saving $21 to put towards a sitter, a couple of glasses of wine, or a some decadent desserts.

Wait. I want a sitter, wine, and dessert. I guess my husband’s going to have to stay home. (Sorry, honey!)