Um, please don’t show this post to my children, but this may be pertinent info for… someone else… out there.

Know what’s awesome? When you start a fun holiday tradition of the elves delivering new jammies on Christmas Eve. That’s darling. Matching jammies, natch. There is nothing cuter than kids in matching jammies. And who doesn’t want to go to bed on that magical night in new jammies?

Know what’s not so awesome? When your children become adult-sized and know full well there are no pajama-delivery elves and yet still insist that yes, they need new jammies on Christmas Eve, matching ones, please, and preferably delivered by fictitious elves. That’a a shopping dilemma, because—I don’t know if you know this—coordinating adult jammies exist, but they usually cost a lot.

So sure, everyone else in the world is running to Target today for electronics deals, but I am here to tell you that they have adult-sized Santa suit and elf pajamas. Just in case you need them. (For some reason the women’s versions are on sale, but the men’s are not.) Keep a sharp eye out, because some items are available for free shipping and others have to be picked up in-store, but you have 5 days for in-store pickup on your order, so no need to fight the crowds today. (And yes, of course they have ton of kid-sized holiday jammies, too.)

Maybe I am going to make my taller-than-me children dress up like elves. Maybe we’ll take a ton of blackmail pictures. Who knows.