I feel like the natural evolution of Kohls deals is leading us to a place where we won’t even have to spend anything; they’ll just hand us merchandise (and possibly cash…) just for walking in the door.

A couple of weeks ago, they sent me a $13 Kohls-Cash-esque coupon for having had a Kohls charge card for 13 years. (Related: Hi, I’m old.) Then last week they sent me $10 bonus Kohls Cash for… I don’t even know why. And then they rolled out a new batch of coupons. So clearly the thing to do was go buy myself something pretty, but instead, I went and bought my kid underwear, because I’m That Mom. (Listen, I made a huge mistake last year. I bought my kid some fancy underwear on clearance, and of course now it’s the Best Underwear Ever and I am not paying retail to acquire underwear for my child that’s twice as expensive as my underwear. Between my free $23 and a sale and the current 30% off coupon, however, I did snag some more for almost nothing.)

If you have bonus money to spend, good on you, but even if you don’t, it’s Back To School Sale time and new coupons are out and you’ll earn $10 Kohls Cash for every $50 you spend. Kohls charge card holders can use coupon code FRIENDS30 for 30% off and code SHIPBTS for free shipping on any size order. You can also stack those with codes BTS10 for $10 off your $50+ kids/juniors/young men’s purchase of clothing and accessories, and/or INTIMATES10 for $10 off your $50+ qualifying purchase of undergoodies (totally a word).

No Kohls charge card? You’re a Luddite, but you can use code GET15 for 15% off, and you’ll get automatic free shipping on your $75+ purchase, or you can ship any size order to your local store for free.