Granted, it is not 1) December, 2) Friday, or 3) Black (so far as I can tell…?), but right now Home Depot has their Spring Black Friday Event going on, and that means huge savings on hundreds of items from flooring to furniture, from appliances to accessories—many at prices you normally only see on Black Friday.

There are far too many deals to list, but I spy with my deal-finding eye a variety of Ring products and accessories marked wayyyyy down from their typical pricing, outdoor furniture sets at what are typically end-of-season clearance prices, and this 22-foot mult-position telescoping aluminum ladder marked down to just $99, which is crazy. (If you’re not quite that hardcore, they’ve also got the 3-step lightweight Gorilla folding step stool marked down to just under $19.)

Many of the deals ship for free, others can be ordered for free local pick-up. I’m still combing through because every time I think “That’s enough, I have to go get some work done,” I stumble across a great deal on something else.