Good morning! I just typoed that as “goof morning,” probably because I haven’t had any coffee yet, and that seems like a fitting omen for the day. Be on the lookout for rubber chickens.

Let’s see what fine deals await us this weekend….

It’s time for the end-of-the-month savings at Restaurant.com again! Through the weekend, use coupon code SPECIAL to take a whopping 80% off of your order. That’ll get you $25 dining certificates to your favorite restaurants for just $2 out of pocket, which—let’s face it—is probably less than you currently have wedged in your sofa cushions.

Don’t forget to check out this weekend’s deals at 6pm.com; they’ve got Clarks 70% off, Privos for under $17 bucks, and Simples for under $15 bucks. (I’ve been wanting some Privo sandals. If this isn’t a sign from above, I don’t know what is.)

You’ve only got through the end of the month left to save at the Kodak Store; use coupon code AFFSAV15 for 15% off your order.

JoAnne was kind enough to email me to say that there appears to be a special going on between Papa Johns and Six Flags, where you can buy adult tickets only for the kids’ price. I did some investigating and it’s an online special for everyone—purchase and print out your tickets at home, and adults save $10 per ticket! That’s handy to know, especially if your kids won Six Flag tickets a school through the Read To Succeed program, like mine did. (Some deal; they get free tickets, we still have to shell out to take them. Hmph.) Thanks for the tip, JoAnne!

The big Memorial Day Savings Event is on at The Children’s Place, with lots of clothes in $5, $6, $7, or $8 “buckets.” Don’t forget that you can also add in coupon code S2A59 for 15% off your order.

Today’s Amazon Gold Box Deal is any of the first four seasons of Saturday Night Live on DVD for just under $25 apiece. One or two (or all) of these would be an awesome Father’s Day gift for the man who loved the original show. (Nothing says “We love you, and gosh you are old,” like this, people.)

Kohls has power hours today (special deals that only go for part of the day), plus your whole order ships for $4.99 this weekend, plus they’re doing Kohls Cash ($10 to spend later for everything $50 you spend now), plus you can use coupons. (Is this a great country or what?) Card holders can use MYEXTRA15 for another 15% off, and MVC3371 for free shipping. Non-card holders can use NEW1592 for an additional 10% off.

Have an awesome start to your holiday weekend, everyone!