I was just browsing over at Kohls, sucked in by the siren song of cheap prices and a large variety of items. I’m so predictable.

They’re in the middle of both an “anniversary sale” (it’s the anniversary of when they have a sale, I’m sure) and also their free shipping on $75+ promotion.

But if you have a Kohls card, you can do even better! Use coupon code thisis4free for free shipping on any size order, plus code FALL15 for another 15% off. No Kohls card? Use NEW2757 for an additional 10% off your order, anyway.

And, uh, I’m not shopping. I was just looking. For you. Because I care.