Winners of the Hallmark contest

Hey, some of you actually read here over the weekend, and wanted a chance to win some recordable Hallmark Valentine’s Day cards. The random number generator has spoken, and for the second time in Want Not history it’s decided that number 1 is, well, number...

Say it with a card

Valentine’s Day is coming, and you’re probably going to need a card or two. But, you know, not the same old thing you always do. Did you know that Hallmark makes these great cards where you can record your own message? These are particularly fun when you...

Winners of the gift cards contest

Wow, who knew that offers of free money would bring y’all out? (Oh, wait. I guess I did.) Over 400 of you vied for a shot at some germ-covered gift cards, and today I’m going to sneeze hand them out. Without further ado: The winner of the $20 Macy’s...

Reminder: Gift card contest

Don’t forget—you have until just before midnight tonight to enter to win a Macy’s or Dunkin Donuts gift card from me, possibly with bonus rhinovirus included at no extra charge! Doesn’t that sound swell? Sure it does! Go enter. On that post,...

I’ll dip ’em in Lysol, first

I have another cold. I know that—because I have kids and also because I am so rarely ill—this comes as a huge shock. I’m sure the pity for my state flows endlessly, and that—hey, where are you going? Okay, nevermind my cold. How about I just...

Winner of the Kernel Season’s contest

Hooray for popcorn, and hooray for the over 400 of you who wanted a chance at the Kernel Season’s goodie pack, filled with everything you need to make exotic and delicious popcorn at home. The random number generator has spoken, and our winner is…...

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