I’m guessing that this Brother sewing machine does everything except the dishes, but I’m not convinced it doesn’t actually do the dishes when you’re not looking. With over 1,600 reviews it’s rated at 4.5 stars, and right now the price is just $136. It slices! It dices! It makes perfect julienned fries! Okay, not really. But it does come with a zillion accessories (quilting table! 9 different presser feet!), does automatic buttonholes, and has an LCD screen to choose from the eighty gazillion stitch options.
It’s fancy, is my point.
It also has an automatic needle threader, so please don’t tell my kid about that, because when I bought her a sewing machine last year she became convinced it was a cruel exercise in needle threading. If you’re in the market for a machine, this one has all the bells and whistles, for sure.