Thanks to Jennifer for this tip (it’s not as good as $1.99 shoes, but at least you know it’ll actually come):
Right now at Coastal Contacts you can order two boxes of Focus Night & Day lenses and receive a rebate from the manufacturer for the entire purchase amount. That’s $100 worth of contacts for free! Offer expires February 22nd, and requires a recent eye exam.
I’d be all over this if I could wear contacts for more than an hour without wanting to claw out my own eyeballs.