I woke up joyful this morning, because it was light out.
Then I remembered it’s time to change the clocks, and Monday it’ll be dark when I wake up, and then I was sad. (Okay, I’m a moron. It’s been pointed out that I had the clock direction wrong, and beyond that I’m just completely confused. Clocks? Huh?)
But then I remembered that it’s time for the Amazon Friday Sale, and then I was happy again!
I cannot justify $250 for a Scooba right now, but someday, maybe. (Picture me shaking a mop, declaring I’ll never eat turnips again.)
I’m thinking of decorating the playroom with just a row of these. (Hey, it says right in the title that they’re winsome!) If I buy two extras, I’ll have someplace to put the kids when they’re bothering me.
Here’s a great price on nudity.
Don’t buy these cookies unless you’re trying to gain weight. That’s all I’m sayin’. (If you don’t listen to me, maybe you can offset it by getting this bike and riding around while you eat them. Pair it with this watch and you might even get a decent workout and a warning before you keel over.)
If you’re just here to admire the deals, rather than to shop? Be sure to check out the deeply discounted plastic Prada. Their motto is “Just as ugly, but much cheaper, now!”