Okay, maybe you don’t have a wine bar. That’s okay. But if you like moderate wine for cheap prices, you’ve got to check out the Wine Insiders Case Club. You’ll get 12 bottles of wine and a fancy-schmancy corkscrew for just $59.88. That enrolls you in a club where you’ll get 12 more bottles of wine every month (which, hey, maybe you have a wine cellar or an alcoholic handy, I don’t know), but you can cancel after that there first shipment and still enjoy your wine assortment.
The only catch is that you need to live in one of the following states: AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, FL, ID, IL, IN, LA, MA, MI, MO, NC, ND, NE, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NV, OH, OR, TX, VA, WA, WI, WV or WY. (And if you don’t, maybe it’s time to move. Who wants to live in a state where you can’t order alcohol over the internet, I ask you?)