I’m an unapologetic carnivore. Oh, sure; I love fruit and veggies (and grains and everything else) as well, but I could never become a vegetarian, and the reason why is summed up in one word: Bacon.
*insert Homer Simpson-like drooling noises here*
Anyway, I’ve heard a million good things about Omaha Steaks, but they’ve finally got a sale going on that’s just my speed. Here it is: Get their delicious filets for just $5 each now through May 7th, 2007. They have filet mignon. They have bacon-wrapped filets. They have top sirloin. They—
I think I need a moment. And perhaps a bib.