Have you entered yet?
You only have until just before midnight tonight to enter to win a piece of Sun.Lifeâ„¢ clothing for your kid, and if you forget to enter it will throw off the very balance of the cosmos!
Well, okay. Not really. But if you don’t enter, you can’t win.
Go enter on the contest post, please. Trying to enter on this post will only win you the ridicule of Want Not regulars who feast on the innards of those who don’t know how to read. Yes, really.
Anyone here to feast on yet? No? Okay, I’ll come back later!
nom nom nom
I have the best commenters in the world, hands down.
Brains? I’ll settle for hands!
My heart skipped a beat for a moment when I saw “contest” in the post title and glanced down to see Only! Four! Comments! Surely, I had a chance at this one!
So, uh, thanks for the helpful copy within the actual post and now I am going over to see how many other people I have to contend with for a chance at winning.
Dodged a bullet, there.
Braaaiiiins!