On the lookout for a quality printer at a bargain price? Today’s Amazon Gold Box deal is a Canon PIXMA all-in-one with great reviews, for just $69 shipped.

Among its many features is automatic two-sided printing, which may be enough to tempt me to pick one up (because apparently a Masters degree isn’t enough to make figuring out which way to re-feed the paper to accomplish printing at the right orientation on the opposite side any easier, ahem). It’s also wireless, so you can put it wherever you want and have it work with every computer in the house. Or pop the memory card out of your camera and plug it in directly and print your photos in a flash. Whatever.

Remember the good old days, when you couldn’t get these kind of features at three times the price? Kids today have it too easy, by golly. Get off my lawn!