Hi, I’m the devil on your shoulder, reminding you that surely on January 1st you’ll vow to eat better and exercise more, but today you aren’t beholden to any such vows, and oh gee, Amazon has just marked down their Toblerone.
Look; I’m sure you’re the very model of healthy eating and moderation. Of course you are. And if you happened to buy yourself a 12-pack of white chocolate, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate Toblerones because they come out to less than a buck apiece and just happen to have one last gluttonous hurrah before the new year, who am I to judge?
Enjoy! And please don’t send me any hate mail.