How is it possible that today is April? I am certain that I didn’t grant permission for March to end. Just like my children, the calendar never listens to me. Hmph.

If it must be a new month, let’s see what deals we can find, at least.

Today only, take an extra 25% off clearance prices at the Disney Store, using coupon code NOJOKE. Also, buy any Tangled item and get free shipping on your entire order with coupon code TOWER.

Over in the Amazon Friday Sale, they’ve pushed aside the coffee for a whole lot of chocolate, today. Mmmmm. I’m rather partial to these Ghirardelli 60% cacao squares, and at under $10 for 4 bags, I really don’t care that they’re packaged for Valentine’s Day. If you prefer Dove, check out these dark chocolate promises for around $11 for 4 bags. Lots of other options, too, for a very delicious Friday.

Of course, a new month means a new crop of Amazon MP3 albums for $5 or less, so it’s a good time to pick up some new tunes.

Got tank tops? The Target Daily Deals are offering buy 1, get 1 for $1 on 19 different tanks, so between the deal, free shipping, and 10% off coupon code TCA23BMA (sorry, looks like the code has expired), you could stock up on the cheap.

I am… well, I’m not entirely sure what’s happening over at Woot today, but I think it’s a combination Woot-Off/Bag o’ Crap-a-thon/April Fool’s joke. (Hey, crap’s what they call it, I’m just sayin’.) So if you’re in the mood for something random, their Bags o’ Crap tend to be pretty amusing and sometimes even great deals. But today you have to play some sort of game to get one. Do with that information what you will.

Love stamping? Hop on over to Expressionery today and use coupon code APRILFOOLS to save 55% on regular stamps and 70% on mini stamps!

That should keep you busy for a little while. Stay safe out there, and don’t let anyone fool you.