Oh no—my favorite potato chips are on sale at Amazon. This is Not Good.

I mean, sure, the clippable 20% off coupon (in combination with Subscribe & Save savings) makes them crazy cheap, and I’d buy them “for the kids’ lunches,” but we all know what would happen after that. Me, eating chips. I’m trying to eat better and avoid things like delicious potato chips.

So, uh, be a pal and go buy ’em all up before I do something I’ll surely regret. Mmmkay? Thanks.