Well, I managed to escape it for… what?… about a year? But it has come to pass that our Nintendo Wii is now unsatisfying. “Mom, we really need to get a Wii U,” quoth the teens.

“Kids, you really need to get a job,” replieth the mom.

Maybe you’re nicer than I am, though (it wouldn’t be hard…). If you’re in the market, check this out: Right now Target is offering the Wii U 32GB Deluxe Set Console for $350 with a $50 Target gift card on purchase. (For comparison, the price is right around $350 pretty much everywhere, if you can find them in stock; Amazon only has them available from 3rd party sellers right now.)

If you have a RED card you’ll get free shipping and 5% off, too. Or you could go find it in a store to avoid the shipping charges, I guess. Or you could just tell your kids to get a job.