Nascar Santa

by Mir | Jan 5, 2007 | Hot Hot Hot!, Retail gone wrong

As you continue on your merry way this January, stocking up on Christmas clearance for next year, please just keep in mind that if you show this abomination and its incredibly low price to my beloved, I will have to hurt you. (I can’t believe I’m saying...

Just say no

by Mir | Dec 21, 2006 | Retail gone wrong

Things that should come in spray cans: Paint, hairspray, WD-40, and roach killer. Things that should never come in spray cans: Cheese, tans, miracle hair (dude, you’re bald… accept it and move on) and this stuff.

Hahahaha. . . they said “coochie”

by Mir | Dec 14, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!, Retail gone wrong

Just fill out a short—if somewhat risque—survey, and receive a free sample of Commandos, “soft cotton comfort without the panties.” (Personally, I’m rather fond of the soft cotton comfort of, well, actual panties, but I’m a little...

Two words that never go together

by Mir | Dec 11, 2006 | Retail gone wrong

“Reversible” and “blazer.” List price of $225! (Where it was a huge seller at the last American Foundation for the Blind charity auction, no doubt.)

Stocking stuffer for the easily confused

by Mir | Dec 6, 2006 | Retail gone wrong

Or maybe just for someone you don’t like very much. Regardless, it’s an interesting clarification.

House dirty?

by Mir | Dec 3, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!, Retail gone wrong

This one is, uhhhh, well, in case you need to do a little cleaning. (Hey, I’m not recommending it; I’m just pointing it out. Please don’t tell me if you buy it.)