Full disclosure: I very, very rarely venture into our local Dollar General, as it seems to rival even That Big Box Store Everyone Hates as the number one destination for people to come beat their children. But sometimes I need a particular thing and know it will be cheaper there than anywhere else, and then I go, and I try to get in and out of there as quickly as I can.
But today, that’s all changed. Today (Monday, May 15th) only, go shop Dollar General online and you can skip the screaming toddlers, plus you can use coupon code MAYDAYSAVE for 20% off and free shipping on any size order. Hooray!
Will I leisurely stock up on toilet paper, deodorant, and other household necessities? I will. Will I have to watch anyone smack their kid? I will not.