Listen, I will not be ordering 5 pounds of the best gummy bears on the planet (oh, sorry, they call them “gummi bears” because they’re fancy). I won’t even order them today when they’re just under $10 after you clip the available $2 coupon, and even cheaper with Subscribe & Save. Just because 5 pounds of delicious gummy bears would only cost me $8.29, shipped to my door, does not mean I have to buy them.
Just because they’re a great deal and 12 different flavors doesn’t mean I need 5 pounds of gummy bears. I mean, yes, I would buy them “for the kids,” but we all know that means I would end up eating them, and I do not need 5 pounds of gummy bears.
But, uh, maybe you do? Maybe you have the self control I lack?