I’m leaving them for you

By Mir
November 27, 2020

Listen, I will not be ordering 5 pounds of the best gummy bears on the planet (oh, sorry, they call them “gummi bears” because they’re fancy). I won’t even order them today when they’re just under $10 after you clip the available $2 coupon, and even cheaper with Subscribe & Save. Just because 5 pounds of delicious gummy bears would only cost me $8.29, shipped to my door, does not mean I have to buy them.

Just because they’re a great deal and 12 different flavors doesn’t mean I need 5 pounds of gummy bears. I mean, yes, I would buy them “for the kids,” but we all know that means I would end up eating them, and I do not need 5 pounds of gummy bears.

But, uh, maybe you do? Maybe you have the self control I lack?


  1. I do not NEED, but certainly will buy! ?

    • No, not Haribo. These people have no idea what they are talking about.

  2. The best part is that you can subscribe and save…. on 5 lbs of gummy bears?!?!

    • “Yeah, I’m on the 5 pounds of gummies a month diet….”

  3. What a great white elephant gift. Oh right, we can’t be doing that.

Bargain Hunt





Want Not Archives

Creative Commons License

Pin It on Pinterest