Your morning giggle

I thought I was reading the product name wrong because I haven’t had any coffee yet, but no. Need a chuckle this morning? Here you go!

(Also be sure to read the single, disgruntled review.)

It’s time to get to Vera Bradley

If you love Vera Bradley, today and tomorrow (January 7th-8th) are the days to shop. Not only is the Winter Sale on—that’s 50% off select colors/styles—but you can use coupon code FREESHIP35 to (you guessed it) ship your $35+ order for free.

I’m not big on Vera for purses—though my daughter and her friends go nuts for them—but I do like a lot of their other products. And my current glasses are VB frames, so do with that information whatever you will.

Christmas clearance (and more) at Pfaltzgraff

Are you all holiday-clearance-d out? (Confession: I hadn’t bought Christmas wrapping paper for maybe four years. I made out like a bandit a while back and it has lasted! But we were running low and so my big post-holiday splurge was a mess of new paper/labels. We’re stocked up for years. I think I spent around $6.)

Right now there’s hundreds of items on clearance at Pfaltzgraff, and there’s tons of holiday items mixed in with everything else. Winterberry serveware… ornaments… centerpieces… bakeware. There’s even some gorgeous nativity sets, though you may have to search to find them. You name it, they’ve got it, on sale. And then of course there’s the regular clearance, plus other holiday stuff (Easter, Independence Day), too.

Shipping is a flat $7.95 on orders of up to $99; spend more than that and shipping is free. If you’re only buying one item, you can stack coupon codes JAN30 (for 30% off a single item) and AFF1301PFZ25OFF1 (for 25% off a single item). Buying more than one thing? Coupon code 13JAN10 will take $10 off your $75+ order.

Would you believe I don’t own a gravy boat? I’m seriously tempted to buy the “sculpted pheasant gravy boat” just because it’s so… uhhh… festive. I think I need to step away from the computer.

It’s never too late for Children’s Place

It seems like Children’s Place is offering free shipping about once a week, these days, which is sort of giggle-worthy (because every time it’s “Today only!“), but hey, I’m not complaining.

Guess what! They’re doing free shipping again today (Monday, January 7th), plus you can use coupon code P4K713 for an additional 20% off even their “Monster Sale” reduced prices. So if there’s something you forgot to grab on the last sale, or if you decide another pair of jeans would be a good idea, or if your child had the audacity to grow three inches overnight, you’re covered.

My baybee is in their size 14 jeans (the largest size they offer) and I’ve informed him he’s to stop growing, now. That’ll work, right?

Those with nut allergies, look away

Time to stock up on peanut butter! (But only if, you know, you like it. And aren’t allergic. Please, no anaphylaxis on my watch, mmkay?)

Remember that whole thing where the peanut crop this year was dreadful and prices went up and we all stocked up around this time last year because we knew it was going to happen? I don’t know about you, but I bought… ummm… maybe a couple of flats of peanut butter from Amazon before that, and have since run out and then every week at the grocery store I gasp and fan myself and reason that we can just wait for a sale.

Well, it’s time to stock up on Skippy if you like it—right now you can get the Skippy Natural Creamy 40-ounce for $6.23 shipped or or Skippy Natural Super Chunk 40-ounce for $5.87 shipped, when you buy via Subscribe & Save. That’s as low as $.15/ounce, and I’ll confess I tried the Skippy Natural on a whim one time when it was on sale, and it’s now my favorite brand. (I grew up as a Jif girl, but now I try to buy foods without a lot of extra and definitely without HFCS; the Skippy Natural tastes like “regular” peanut butter, and it doesn’t separate, but no HFCS and no unpronounceable ingredients.)

And now I want a banana slathered in peanut butter for breakfast. I am so predictable.

Larabars? You mean om nom nom bars.

If you have any sort of dietary restriction, you likely carry snacks with you everywhere, because there’s nothing worse than getting caught away from home and not being able to find any viable options for food. (Okay, maybe that’s just me. I get cranky when I haven’t eaten.)

I started eating Larabars when I went gluten-free—it’s hard to find good gluten-free bars!—but I know lots of folks who like them because they’re vegan, or because they’re diary-free, or because they’re non-GMO and fair-trade certified. Or maybe people just like them because they’re delicious (no “cardboard” taste, here).

Anyway, I love them, but I don’t always love the price. Fortunately, it’s time to stock up, because Amazon currently has a clippable 35% off coupon available, and that can be combined with another 5% off and free shipping when you buy via Subscribe & Save.

You’ll have to go through the different flavor options to see which ones qualify for the coupon, and to figure out the final price (it varies a bit; most flavors come out to around $14ish shipped for a box of 16 bars). Key Lime Pie and Cherry Pie are my favorites, but really, they’re all good.

Because I’m a sap

I’m loving the “Words to Live By” boutique over at One Kings Lane, today. I rarely buy any kind of wall art, but I’ll admit it, the Family Rules prints are calling to me.

Don’t forget—when you sign up with them through my link, you get $15 credit towards your first $30+ purchase.

(Maybe the credit makes up for the fact that I’m going soft in my old age.)

Your (dishwasher) wish is my command

Lovely reader Selena asked for another dishwasher detergent deal, so I’m here to deliver:

Right now Amazon has the 60-count package of Finish Powerball tabs for $11.89, and that drops to $11.30 shipped when you buy via Subscribe & Save, plus there’s a $1 coupon you can clip on the page, making it just $10.30 shipped, or $.17/load. That’s not the cheapest it’s ever been, but it’s pretty close. I’ll keep an eye out for other options, too.

Maternity BOGO at Target today

Are you with child? In a family way? Expecting? Have a bun in the oven? Whatever cutesy term you use to explain your current state, chances are you’re overwhelmed by the high cost of clothing you’ll only be able to wear for a few months.

Target to the rescue! One of today’s Daily Deals is a BOGO on Liz Lange maternity, plus—because it’s a daily deal—everything will ship for free. This is the perfect time to fill out your maternity wardrobe a bit without breaking the bank.

And remember, no matter how ungainly you’re feeling, the rest of us are jealous that you have an excuse to wear elastic-waisted pants after the holidays. Hmph.

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