Hey, have you heard? I think it’s Mother’s Day this weekend. Now, I’m sure your mother would be delighted with a heartfelt card or even just a phone call to say “I love you,” but I could be wrong. Maybe you were particularly rotten this year. If so, you might want to check out the select jewelry and watches currently on sale at Amazon with free expedited shipping. I’m just sayin’.

Now. How old do my kids have to be before I can convince them that diamond earrings are a perfect Mother’s Day gift (provided that they get a great deal on them, natch)?

Well, here’s a slightly different Restaurant.com deal, apropos for the holiday: Take 50% off your order and receive a free $15 De La Flowers gift certificate by using coupon code (what else?) MOM. That’s $15 worth of flowers and $25 worth of dining for a cool $5. Offer expires May 13th, 2007.

Tell Mom you love her enough to score the very best deals, people.

Check out woot! today for a great deal on a Nav-Cam GPS unit. You can see the specs from the company here and read a review here if you’re wanting more information.

More information than “hand-held, turn-by-turn voice instructions, touch screen, and under $160,” that is.

Thanks to Elsa for sending this one along: Go take the Danzante Wines quiz to find out how good you are at faking everything Italian, and at the end they’ll take your address and send you some free wine charms.

Warning: Site has sound.

Also: The animated Italian is a little creepy. Just sayin’.

Just in case you haven’t been reading here forever and stocking up on sheets every time I say “Look! A deal on sheets!” I thought I’d post—surprise!—another sheet deal.

Go pick out some 600 thread count sheets at Amazon, in various sizes and colors, for just $29.99. The reviews are mixed but generally positive, and did I mention that it’s a whole set of sheets for under thirty bucks? I did? Well okay, then.

Hey, most of the readers here are moms… so if you took advantage of one of these Mother’s Day deals to get yourself a little something, what would be wrong with that? Absolutely nothing, that’s what.

Swoozies bills itself as carrying “custom invitations and stationery, unique gifts.” And through May 13th, you can take $15 off a single order with them by using coupon code 15off. It says that orders must be $15+, but a few people have said it works as long as your total with shipping is $15+; and shipping starts at $5, so you could potentially be paying under five bucks.

Lots of cute stuff, including some edibles that look almost too adorable to eat. The paper stuff is confusing me a little (how many cards come in a pack?) but I guess for $15 off, I don’t get to complain.

Free Reynolds parchment paper. (Thanks, Elsa!)

Free Diet 7-Up (because it’s all new! and! different! or something). (Thanks, Holly!)

Free Downy fabric softener (in new scents like “Tahitian Waterfall,” ooh la la). (Thanks, Heather!)

Free drink shaker, you lush (must be 21, please drink responsibly, please also don’t send me hate mail if you don’t drink).

Take $10 off your $99+ order at Overstock this weekend through this here link.

Got a kid who needs soccer cleats? Adidas Telstar soccer cleats shipped overnight for $4.90. (Note that the “diva” color is more expensive; it’s the black that’s on sale.)

New deals are up On The Counter at Lands’ End.

Get free shipping on your $100+ order at Sierra Trading Post through this here link.

Get free shipping on your $100+ order at Macy’s through this here link.

(Gotta run. Pretend I said something witty here.)