This is when I confess to being horrible

If you have delicate sensibilities and don’t enjoy crude humor, this would be a good time to go read something else and continue pretending that I’m a morally upstanding person. If you enjoy being a bit bawdy on occasion, however, come sit next to me,...

Tuesday? Kohlsday!

If you’ve been waiting for the planets to align with all of the possible discounts at Kohls, wait no longer—today everything is coming up savings. First of all, they’ve got a big sale running (surprise!) (not really). Second, everyone earns $10 of...

Nothing beats clean baby smell

I’m the weirdo who will swoop down on you when your infant is crying and offer to take that baby off your hands. While I do possess a modest expertise in soothing cranky babies, my motivation is purely selfish—I love the smell of babies. You think...

I figured it out

Personally, the whole UGG boot trend is a little puzzling to me, but then again, I also wondered why a brand would want to call themselves “UGG.” And then it hit me—it’s the sound we parents make when our kids ask for $200 boots....

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