Not unless it’s a seafood brew

by Mir | Oct 16, 2006 | Retail gone wrong

Something caught my eye today, and by “caught my eye” I of course mean “horrified me beyond the capacity for rational thought.” Mikasa has a long and rich history of elegance; how in the world did they decide these were something the refined...

Where, now?

by Mir | Oct 7, 2006 | Retail gone wrong

I have it on good authority that these are actually really good pens. Seriously. If only I could stop snickering.

Perfect gift for an elf

by Mir | Sep 27, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!, Retail gone wrong

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas….

I’m disturbed, and not because there’s no answer key

by Mir | Sep 26, 2006 | Retail gone wrong

I know, I know; it’s a joke. But still. Don’t encourage addicts, you know?

“A family favorite!”

by Mir | Sep 21, 2006 | Retail gone wrong

Behold: the Elmo Wiggle and Giggle Chair. Now your kids can giggle and shake with their favorite furry red friend. The Elmo Giggle and Shake Chair vibrates and giggles when someone sits on it. It’s guaranteed to be a family favorite! “No, honey, you...

Yes, but. . . if it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right

by Mir | Sep 15, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!, Retail gone wrong

I want one. Seriously. (What? You don’t?) $3.99 apiece, or use coupon code ssmonkey when buying 10 to lower the price to $2.79 each. Don’t need 10? Use coupon code dealhand for 10% off your order. ‘Sides… it’s amazing! The Slingshot...